"cock" is a really porn-esque word for a penis so here are some alternatives for real-life bedroom use:
- ding dong
- baloney pony
- krull, the warrior king
- Wiener Schnitzel
- frick stick
- wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man
- wing dang doodle
or, my personal favourite
- mighty man-noodle
While it may be easier to believe sensationalized, false “facts” about bully breeds that they attack unprovoked, most dogs do not. Dogs give very clear indications of their moods when they are encountering strangers or new situations. LEARN THE BODY LANGUAGE.
YES. This essential for everyone who spends any time near dogs at any point of their lives.
“unprovoked” bites rarely ever happen, if at all.
What did the ghost say to the bees?